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The Imperial Walrus delivers its Imperial Badge of Meritorious Service-winning journalism straight to your telescreens. 

Established  by Jebediah Cornwall during the Mandalorian Wars, there has been no beacon of consistent truth as loud as our work.  From covering the sombre terrorist attack on the Death Star to the inspiriting social work projects on Geonosis, we serve all the information needs of our ever expanding family.

Whether you read our printed issues here or follow our intrepid reporters on the streets, we create the information you need to keep your children safe from the Jedi menace.

“Our fundamental, persistent way of life is predicated upon a charming but ruthless faith in infinite progress fueled by endless growth. Hence empire as a way of life projected beyond the continent to the world. Growth is the key to individual liberty and progress. The substance of growth is empire. Thus empire is benevolent. Hence the policeman who guarantes the growth of the law and order that is necessary to progress is undeniably benevolent.” - William Appleman Williams, Empire as a way of life.

Long live the Empire.